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DULUTH, GEORGIA – “Why would she ever do an adult porn video?” says a disbelieving close friend, Gwyneth Palltrowe, “it is against her religion! This is an outrage!”

In what may be a shocking turn of events, Madonna Louise DeLucci — a karaoke bar owner in Duluth, Georgia has caused a furor in her neighborhood when her adult video porn was released yesterday in the local adult shop.

The adult video in question was the “Merry MILFs of America”, a hardcore porn movie that showcases “beautiful women of a certain age doing the nasty”. Madonna was plucked from a list of attractive middle-aged women voted by the online community of Facebook. The porn video was produced and distributed by Vivid Entertainment, a Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company. The company also spearheaded the search on Facebook. The DVD is currently selling briskly around the United States and can be downloaded in the Vivid Entertainment website.

In her scene, Madonna has sex with twenty year old porn star, Jesus Lutz, with veteran pornstar Ron Jeremy, while singing Eighties favorites in a sing-a-long bar. She reportedly had a boa constrictor perform oral sex on her using its long forked tongue and was unharmed. It was reported that she did not shoot the porn in her bar. The production was in a set in Sausalito, California.

The community acted negatively to the once Miss Spring Maiden Of Georgia 1974. Friends and family were concerned whether Madonna was in a proper state of mind or was coerced by a third party to perform int the video porn shoot. “She has never acted so brazenly before,” says neighbor Sandra Bernhardt, “she was a Christian woman and even though she’s joined a heathen cult, I know Madonna was sensible and would not mix with shady folks!”

The townspeople of her hometown of Duluth was going to confiscate available copies of “Merry MILFs of America” and have it publicly burned in the front lawn of the woman’s residence.

Madonna DeLucci was not available for comment.

In a recent study conducted by research psychologists in Boston, MA, doctors tested productivity, efficiency and alertness of forty males aged 20 to 54 years old (divided into three age groups) after making them watch porn movies. They have concluded that amongst adult males, being able to watch porn movies enhances ones skills at work.

Ninety four to eighty five percent scored higher with analysis-, speed- and creativity-driven tasks. The researchers have also substantiated these findings with physiological tests on subjects while they are made to watch porn movies. It hasn’t been determined whether the same effect will happen to women.

Dr. Jason Hart, PhD, department head of Media Studies at the American Institute Of Human Psychology Research has exhaustively been examining the effects of pornography since the institute opened in 1978. As one of the leading proponents of studying the psychological effects of media to the society, Hart explains that pornography not only stimulates the baser side of the human brain but the more complex and largely unknown workings of the right hemisphere. The image of sex while one gets to watch porn movies seems to trigger electric responses.

Hart says that they will conduct more tests and get more subjects to watch porn movies.

The intelligence quotient of the subjects have also been determined and have been considered as a working variable.

Adult’s porn choices are often dictated by a subliminal association between a viewer’s self-image and generalizations about various adult porno genres. For example, a tough biker will more likely to be drawn to adult porn that features leather incorporated into the costumes of the performers’ costumes. This association with leather will lead the biker to more adult porn content in the BDSM realm, and this in turn will encourage the biker to develop a further interest in BDSM due to his subliminal association between his lifestyle and this genre of porn.

Adult’s form their personal identities mainly in their teen years, during a time when they are also faced with understanding sex and dealing with changing bodies. This is also the first time when many young adults’ porn preferences are first established. Perhaps it is one of the few choices adults make in the privacy of their own conscience, but an adult’s porn preferences often have some element of social context: as young boys, we often seek the peer support of our friends when venturing into something as taboo as adult porn for the first time, and this shared peer experience further binds developing adult’s perception of themselves in relation to the normality of porn as an entertainment resource.

Once we feel comfortable with the fact that we’re not abnormal for watching adult pornos, we are able to make it a more private act to watch porn. Adults are quite comfortable with themselves after years of being exposed to porn- which leads them to seek more exciting and new genres of porn to suit their sexual preferences, which are always tied back to our subliminal perceptions of self-identity.