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One of the things people are constantly talking about these days is the highly popular television show “Glee”. With their entertaining renditions of several pop songs, its not difficult to figure out why. However, people from the shemale porn community are not going to let a bunch of High School Musical rejects steal their thunder. A musical is in the works for everyone’s favorite shemale porn actors, and it promises to be as mind blowing as any other musical ever made. Perhaps even more considering the amount of talent rumored to be involved in the project.

Of course, all the songs will be altered to suit the taste of the loyal porn fans, and the producers promise that they will not sacrifice the quality of the sex scenes in favor of the elaborate musical numbers. Tentatively titled “Tits, Bangers and Mash”, the project has been receiving a lot of favorable comments within the industry. Porn critic Larry Orlane had nothing but good things to say. “What they’re doing is nothing but admirable. A musical shemale porn movie is something that this industry needs to keep with the other forms of entertainment out there that are definitely stealing away some of the attention that should rightfully be devoted to porn. And if there’s anyone who can pull this off, it’s these awesome shemales.”

The movie also promises that some of their favorite shemale related songs will be used to get the audience truly into the spirit of things. From Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady” to a lady-less rendition of “Lady Marmalade”, the movie hopes to be at par with several gay related musicals, like “Rent”.

The critic continues with his premature assessment. “I truly believe that this will be the best thing in porn since the award winning ‘Pirates’. It is the porn event of the year, at the very least. I definitely will be among the first to pick it up once it’s out.”

“Tits, Bangers and Mash” will be set in an imaginary world wherein people can only have orgasms if they have sex while singing out loud. Contrived as the plot may be, many people are interested to see how a shemale sex scene would look while the stars that are doing the sex scene are simultaneously singing and dancing. With the current slant towards the musical genre, “Tits, Bangers and Mash” is definitely a can’t lose revolutionary project.

With the popularity of zombie movies comes a saturation period in the medium. With a brand new zombie movie every other quarter or so, the audience may have well become desensitized by the once legitimately scary and unpredictable medium. What started out with George Romero’s Night of The Living Dead has now transformed into a glut of zombie flicks that each have a take on this classic creature. It’s been handled with a serious tone, using zombies as a symbolism for the worldwide hysteria that came with certain diseases. It’s been handled on a philosophical level, as seen in 28 Days Later and even in the “Living Dead” series, showing how humanity can easily deescalate into savagery given certain circumstances. It’s been handled with extreme realism, as attempted successfully by Rec and Diary of the Dead. It’s even been handled with humor, most notably with cult favorites such as Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland.

The porn industry, famous for parodying mainstream movies, has focused lately on producing zombie porn. Now, they have decided to take it once step further by mixing zombies with shemale porn, promising to come up with the most terrifying zombie and porn movie of all time. Entitled “Shemale Zombies From Hell”, the movie will focus on a group of attractive men and women that are trapped in a huge laboratory complex that are besieged by an army of shemale zombies.

The shemale zombies are apparently products of a genetic experiment investigating a way to prolong the human life with the unique genes of shemales. The experiment of course, goes awry. The movie not only promises the standard issue hardcore sex scenes both shemale and straight, but also gives legitimate entertainment value with a solid story, sincere scares and stunning visuals.

The producers report that they are not going to short change the audience with a less than quality product. “We’ve got the best special effects people working on this project” admitted Reggie Vick, Associate producer. “We’re also casting the best talent and hiring the best crew to make this a truly revolutionary project. Shemale Zombies From Hell is going to change the way porn movies and zombie movies are made.”

Vick is confident in backing up his claims, as many of the porn industry’s top talents have showed interest working in the project. Vick says that they will cast porn actors who can truly act. As for the concept itself, Vick only says “there’s nothing more scary than an undead dude with breasts who just want to fuck you and then eat your brains.”

The peace and tranquility of a small household in Montana was disturbed by the blood curdling screams of 25 year old John Benitez after opening a seemingly innocent email. Benitez received an email as a prank from a co-worker, and when he opened it, he was subject to hundreds of pictures and videos popped up featuring shemale porn.

Apparently Benitez had a very unfortunate incident involving a transvestite during his youth. As a high school student, Benitez was deeply involved with an online relationship with an individual he thought to be female. After traveling several miles to meet up with the said online lover, things got heavy and after disrobing, Benitez discovered that his lover possessed the same genitalia as he. This incident left Benitez emotionally and mentally scarred.

The said email caused several the traumatic experiences to rush back. Benitez snapped, and when he missed work the following day, several of his office friends dropped by to check on him. He was found in one corner of his apartment in the fetal position, in tears and whispering random pleas.

“I didn’t know about what went down with him and the tranny” said the repentant co-worker who had sent the email. “I just sent it to him for kicks, you know, to get a few laughs. We always needled him about that sort of thing. I just didn’t know… I’m really sorry.”

Benitez is now admitted into the Benjamin Center for the Mentally Ill, where he is seen to by one of the field’s leading experts on treating psychological trauma, Dr. Rey Ryans. The doctor is very optimistic about his patient’s condition. “While John is now at the worst of it, I am very confident that this would be the worst of it. He’s been through a lot, but he has responded positively to therapy and counseling. What John needs now is the sustained support of his family and friends.”

John’s fiancé, Sheila Brady in particular is taking it hard. There are arising fears as to how John would be able to handle a romantic relationship after the experience. Dr. Ryans assures her that there would not be any difficulty transitioning back into normal life. “The important thing is for the couple to treat this as just one of the many obstacles they need to surpass. John needs the love of his life now more than ever.”

A fund raiser is now being organized by Benitez’s friends and family to hlp him through this ordeal.