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Sexually-themed video games have been around since the time of Atari, and with advancements in technology, these games are getting more and more realistic. It is now believed that video games are the next step in the evolution of video porn.

Porn expert Rafael Rivera agrees with this statement wholeheartedly. “The main purpose of porn is to primarily fulfill our fantasies. We want to be in the position of and actually do the things that the porn stars are doing on video. It has been a long time misconception that voyeurism, or merely watching these videos are the closest we’ll ever get to participate in one’s fantasy. That will not be the case anymore.”

With mainstream games like Grand Theft Auto and God of War featuring mini-games that allow you to control a character’s actions during coitus, the once underground genre of sex video games are about to rise. “I have always believed it was inevitable” adds Rivera. “I just never thought that I was going to live to see it.”

Rivera is a literature major whose main focus of study has been porn and all its aspects. He has also taken special interest in sex video games ever since discovering and conquering the popular online Flash game Orgasm Girl. “I have never felt a deeper enjoyment while watching porn than I did during the time I was playing Orgasm Girl consistently. It was indeed nearly as good as the real thing, and in some instances even better. Hell, I wish I was that adept at making a woman cum.”

Rivera has coined the phrase “simulation is stimulation” as he’s constantly on the look out for games that would provide him a nearly “real” experience. “There’s nothing better than a game that makes you feel that you’re really there. And it’s not just about lust. It’s something to do with a person’s primal yet unreleased instincts. I think that’s why Grand Theft Auto is so enjoyable. You get to have sex, shoot cops, blow stuff up, all that. Those are things we’ve all wanted to do at one point or another. The game somehow makes it a reality, and takes away the consequences that usually follow such acts. Fulfillment without responsibility, that’s a package that’s better than drugs.”

If this is indeed the beginning of a new age in porn, will there still be a place for porn stars? “I hope so” Rivera said grimly. “But I doubt it.”

It is said that to push a person past the brink of insanity, all he needs is one bad day. In the span of one day, the life of Harold Finkle, a middle aged construction worker from Charlotte, has unraveled like a cheap sweater that’s fallen prey to a group of yarn obsessed cats. It was a day the Finkle would not be able to remember, but it’s one that he will undoubtedly never forget.

The following story is based on the gathered accounts from friends and family, and from Howard himself, during rare moments of lucidity. It was a day that started with bacon and eggs, ended with video porn. It is a story that led Howard into a padded cell somewhere, with no discernible hope of freedom.

Howard Finkle was a quiet man, a man of simplistic tastes. He had taken on a construction job because he loved working with his hands. He was enthralled by the very idea of creating something with his bare hands. He was indeed a worker’s worker. He lived with his wife, a subtle beauty who has enjoyed a quiet life with her loving husband. Sadly, the two were unable to bear a child. Despite problems, Finkle always made sure that they would see them through as a couple.

In the week of the incident, Finkle’s wife had decided to stay at her mother’s place. It was a Monday that felt different for Finkle. Aside from the fact that it was the first time he had cooked breakfast for himself in several years, he was just not used to being alone. He cooked, or attempted to cook, bacon and eggs, which ended up in the garbage disposal. Co-workers claim that Finkle had been complaining all day that his breakfast was inedible. On his way to work, an unexpected traffic jam along with a series of misfortunes put Finkle in the worst of moods. According to his colleagues, Finkle spent several minutes arguing with his foreman after arriving. The rest of the day, Finkle’s mood was getting progressively worse.

It was alter learned that Finkle had been let go, and he was to serve his final two weeks, a mere courtesy from the foreman. It was also later learned that Finkle had been suffering from the bills piling up, and the pressure of supporting himself and his wife with a very modest salary was starting to take over him. The straw that broke the camel’s back occurred when Finkle arrived home.

Uncharacteristically, Finkle went online looking for porn in an effort to relieve some stress. Finkle was found the next day, staring blankly at the monitor as a singular porn video on loop. Finkle claims that his wife was in the video, getting anally violated by another man.

Finkle now is in a mental institution, with very little chance for recovery.

The world is growing darker everyday, and with technology being the way it is, it’s getting harder and harder to exchange information regarding global security without it being leaked out. Now, there is buzz circulating that certain intelligence agencies from all over the world are trying to use online porn videos to relay what’s supposed to be classified information.

While on the surface this concept possibly seems ridiculous to the common person, there is a lot of logic behind this course of action, if the rumors are to be believed. Porn videos are viewed by millions of people around the world, and there are thousands upon thousands of porn videos floating around the web that it would be nearly impossible to track down who’s viewing what and to what end. To someone who does not know any better, the notion of seeing an individual viewing sex videos from his or her laptop is perfectly normal, if not a bit perverted. The best way to hide something, sometimes, is by putting it out at plain sight. People have a tendency to ignore the obvious.

The interesting question to this little scenario is how it exactly is being or would be pulled off. It would be a tremendous error in judgment to have let’s say the CIA work with a production outfit to create specialized porn videos just for the purposes of communication. To trust that many individuals, civilians even, with such a responsibility, could lead to a major breach in security and could bring about disastrous results. Imagine the scales off the balance of power in the world getting tipped because a person who’s single greatest achievement in life is the ability to ejaculate ten times a day decides to play both sides? The level of embarrassment every person in the free world would feel when the war against terror is lost because of guy named “Sir Cums A Lot”.

It all sounds like a plot device from a really bad espionage movie, but the possibilities are endless. There is no telling if that technique is not yet being utilized as we currently speak. It is proposed then, to people who regularly check out porn videos online, to look for certain signs, or patterns. One never knows, a more diligent viewing of such sex videos could change the course of modern history. These days, nothing is beyond the realm of possibility.

It used to be that video porn was only available on VHS tape or through hotel pay-per-view channels, and unless you stole the Playboy channel from your cable provider (or stole videos from your neighborhood video rental store) the option of watching free porn was not really applicable to video. Porn is now available everywhere in digital format: your computer, laptop, or even cell phone can bring porn with you wherever you travel, and this has made it very cheap to distribute adult material to masses of viewers- many who are not licensed to view the content in the first place.

While DVD sales still make up a significant part of the adult content market, the allure of free file-sharing services such as BitTorrent and Azureus, combined with amateur driven adult sites, have put a strain on the adult industry to adopt more consumer-friendly business models for distributing video porn online. With emerging encryption technologies and higher bandwidth provided in more communities, Video-on-demand and Pay-per-view distribution models have been adapted to the Web, and adult retailers are starting to re-capture some of the profits lost to digital piracy and amateur-driven porn sites.