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Education has always been a primary concern for any nation that aspires to thrive. In order to optimize one’s learning capacity every subject must be adapted to the student’s understanding. This theory is now being tested out in a few European nations. In an attempt to educate some of the individuals that are too old to attend schooling, certain researchers are attempting to incorporate adult porn sites in their learning methodology.

Hans Stojakovic, one of the top researchers on the project, has full faith that the method would prove to be a success. “It’s no secret that many people, both male and female, frequent these sites. And there are a surprising number of people out there who can navigate the Internet pretty well even though their education does not go beyond reading and writing.”

The project, while geared towards those who are at the very least literate, would incorporate subjects like math and science as well as further lessons in communication, like English and perhaps even literature. “Think of it as Dora The Explorer but instead of a little traveling around with a monkey and a talking backpack, you get taught by a really hot chick with big boobs.”

The comparison to the popular children’s television show, as tasteless as it may be, is perhaps the best way to describe the project. Like the TV show, the site would be interactive, giving visitors a set of questions in a multiple choice format. Whenever one gets a correct answer, he or she would be treated to a very hot sex scene. The site would be updated regularly, so everyone gets a fresh “lesson” on a weekly basis. “They’ll get parts of a hardcore sex scene, and the only way that you’ll get through the end of it is by answering the questions right.”

The question now looms, why would people, particularly their target audience, choose to visit a site when there are thousands of others that would let them view porn uninterrupted? Hans has an answer. “The key is to not only make it attractive, but to make it fun. Also, we are trying to get the best and biggest names in the Norwegian porn industry. We’ll also be catering to different genres to accommodate everyone’s preference.”

As of this writing, the project seems to be in its middle stages of development. The efficiency of the program rests on the content itself, and the willingness of people to learn, porn or not.

Porn and sex, two things that were for the longest time considered to be the primary reasons people go online, has somehow lost some of this luster. According to a recent survey of random Internet users, 70% of people who go online no longer does so with the intention of visiting some sort of porn related site. These days, apparently, everyone’s all about Facebook. Indeed, it would take something massive to derail people’s need to look for porn, and now, the powerhouse of a social networking site has started to succeed in the impossible task.

The survey was conducted by a group of researchers known as the “Internet Watchdogs”, a group dedicated to observing and recording trends and activities of anything online. Its founder, Ian Alphonse Brown, is not particularly surprised by the result of the survey. What amazes him more is the immeasurably progressive popularity of Facebook.

“Even Myspace took a few years to be really in full swing” said Brown as he studied the results. “But then again, Myspace never offered what Facebook offered since its inception, a reason to visit the site. Other social networking sites just center on building contacts and exchanging messages. Facebook, with its rampant use of applications, entice users to log on to the site even if there are no updates with their contacts.”

Porn and other similarly themed sites have not actually suffered a decline in patronage. There just has been a dramatic increase in users and visitors of other sites. Facebook has managed to capture an audience that ranges from the really young to the much older variety. The site has conquered all demographics, while porn sites are still being visited by the same people. While the number of visitors of porn sites are still quite remarkable, the level of growth, however, tends to be slow.

“That’s the thing with porn sites. A lot of people can stumble into porn sites or occasionally visit the sites, but the number of loyal visitors and members of porn sites growing slowly. Even when you check the search engines, porn sites are still hitting good numbers, but it’s just not that high anymore.”

If the trend continues, is this a sign of things to come? Is this the beginning of the end for the online porn industry? Brown answers. “Hell, no! Porn is actually just as popular and as strong as it used to be as an industry. It just so happened that one social networking site increased popularity. Those are two different things. Just because people are on Facebook does not mean they’re not going to check out porn afterwards. Also, the whole Facebook thing is just a fad. Someone will come up with a better site one day, and Facebook will be forgotten. All the while, porn will still be porn.”

There are many mental institutions in the Midwest area that have accepted the therapeutic benefits of adult porn sites. It has been discovered that such websites can be an affected way to keep patients in check especially during difficult outbursts. The said sites has been cited to produce a calming effect that’s more immediate and in many cases more effective than traditional sedation.

The discovery began when in a patient in one of the mental institutions that suffers from chronic depression attempted to steal a bottle of sleeping pills in the pharmacy when he stopped and stared at a computer monitor until he was found by security. It was later reported that a reckless nurse left the monitor on while viewing adult sites. The nurse stepped out for just a few moments to use the bathroom, not expecting a patient would break in. The orderlies that caught the patient all confirm that the patient was in a state of complete docility and was just deeply immersed in the images on the site.

Initially thinking that the effect was just due to sexual deprivation, doctors scoffed at the notion of porn to be actually helpful. However, during a mess hall incident involving several patients breaking into a near riot when the same nurse took out his laptop and almost immediately the patients stopped. Since then, the nurses would employ the same approach unbeknownst to the doctors. When the doctors did find out, they started to consider the possibilities of using a porn site when the usual medications fail or is hard to obtain.

One doctor who had requested anonymity has begun conducting research regarding the subject. The doctor has been trying to use porn sites on test subjects of diverse demographics. “The effect varies, of course, but not in the way one would expect. It doesn’t matter if it’s male or female, and the reaction most of the time is not even sexual. Of course, there was that one guy who pleasured himself three consecutive times. To a lot of the rest, though, it starts with an initial shock, then it evolves into a deep fascination.”

While there has yet to be anything conclusive to be yielded from the tests, the doctor is now putting together enough material to launch a formal academic study on the matter. “If all hypotheses are correct, we might be on the doorstep of a major discovery that wou;d change the face of mental health forever.”

In the very competitive field of pay sites, today’s best pay porn sites are taking more aggressive marketing techniques to attract and retain loyal members. Many of these websites are now dishing out discount cards to many of their loyal members among other benefits. Aside from just lowered membership fees and access to a vast network of adult content, members from many adult sites are now entitled to various freebies.

T-shirts brandishing favorite porn trademarks are now being manufactured to allow members to walk around proudly declaring themselves as loyal patrons of particular porn sites. With the potential increase of members due to this non-traditional form of advertising, some porn sites also now provide certain rewards for referrals.

With the upcoming Holiday season, several companies are also giving out porn goodie bags to its loyal members. The goodie bags are reported to contain several high quality lubricants to maximize the enjoyment of porn viewing. For the more adventurous types, the package also includes a sex toy sampler kit that includes to vibrators of different sizes, sex rings and other surprises.

Some also feature a very special opportunity to appear in the site itself. Many fans have taken to this particular porn promo. The excitement generated of the possible fulfillment of long time dreams of participating in an actual porn production have caused an upward curve of new membership. Working in the same way as “meet and greet” promos from Tv and music personalities, many individuals are looking forward to not just meet ut work with their favorite porn performers.

“Competition is really fierce these days for a lot respectable porn companies” said online marketing specialist Darwin Krueger. “The competition doesn’t just come from other pay porn sites, but also with the open access of Internet material. Many porn lovers choose to view free material that can be easily downloaded or viewed in certain video streaming sites.”

While time will tell if these tactics would ensure the longevity of several pay porn sites, early signs indicate that people find the recent promos very inviting. The novelty items are in great demand.

“No matter how you cut it, people are always looking for great deals, and no one is going to turn down free stuff” added Krueger. “I myself have availed of these T-shirts that feature a girl with big ass tits, even though I can’t really wear it when I go to my kid’s PTA meetings.”

A teenager claims that he is transformed into a physically fit person, thanks to watching a porn site. Eben Hart, an 18 year old high school Senior from Dallas,Texas reported that his attitude towards life was changed, thanks to a porn website.

The youngster said that before this all started, he was a bum. He did nothing much, aside from doing schoolwork, overeating and playing video games. In fact, he practically gaining weight. His mom and even his girlfriend of three years warned him of his laziness. Hart said that he was getting way too pudgy for his age.

According to an interview, his transformation began when his best friend sent him a link which inadvertently led him to a porn site.
“My buddy sent me this link, he said I really should check it out. At first, I thought it was some sort of prank, but I was wrong”, the youngster said grinning from ear to ear.

He would not disclose much of what he saw in that site, nor did he reveal which website that gave him a change of heart. He did elaborate however, how it made him physically fit.

“It was unbelievable, I saw these beautiful and unattainably hot babes! These guys, they were getting it on with girls who I could only dream of screwing! I suddenly felt empty for a while, but somehow watching this guy’s steel ass pumping the cute blonde from the rear, made me realize something. I thought that if I were a little just like them, maybe I could get these girls. I wanted to be like them, and I will do what it takes to change my flabby ass!” How’s that for a Scarlett O’Hara moment?

Most male porn stars have to be physically fit,, They also have to have washboard six-pack abs and huge arms. This is probably what inspired this teenage boy to shape up. He said he started doing simple exercises at home, like push-ups and sit-ups. However, he thought that it was still not enough. So he signed up at a gym to work out.
His family was impressed by his sudden change in attitude. His father said “He was really such a lazy ass. Even asking him to put out the garbage was impossible, but now, you don’t have to tell him twice. My son thinks household chores are also a means of exercise.”

When asked if his family knew how he has lost a lot of weight, he said, “I really don’t want to admit that I surf porn on the Internet, so I just told them that I found a website that had some tips on reducing weight and becoming healthy”.

The 18-year-old gave sound advice to all lazy bums who sit all day in their parent‘s living room. He says if you start working out, you get to be fit and healthy. And if you have the body of a porn star, you’re one step closer to getting your dream girl.