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Two recently released blockbusters are greatly affecting the way live porn is now being produced. With the popularity of the movie “Paranormal Activity”, there have been many who have attempted to emulate its very realistic style. The Twilight franchise, with its recent release “New Moon”, has made everyone undergo a vampire craze not seen since “Interview with a Vampire” hit theaters.

A small yet ambitious production outfit are putting these two supernatural themes together. They also mix it up with hardcore sex scenes to create a realistic vampire themed porn movie entitled “Paranormal Activities During Twilight”.

The story is about a young woman who has an obsession with video recording every moment in her life. These videos document the very boring life in the small town she resides in. She is a girl with big ideas and a big heart, both of which she feels are diminishing due to a less than colorful existence. In comes a roving vampire, who at first tries to drain her of her blood, but somehow falls in love with her character and wit. They then chronicle every chapter of their life together, producing some of the raunchiest sex tapes ever created. As the story progresses, other characters come into play. The movie promises to be full of vampire on human love scenes, werewolf orgies, vampire threesomes and even a vampire on werewolf bestiality scene.

Every scene is captured by a singular camera, creating an amateurish effect that many fans would truly appreciate. The creators of the film also promise a dramatic surprise twist in the end.

“This is the type of porn that many people would definitely get into” said producer and closet Twilight fanatic David Marsters. “We have assembled a beautiful cast f top notch performers and our writers have crafted a story for the ages. There’s something for everyone here. In fact, if it wasn’t for the really hardcore sex stuff, I think we have made a truly high quality romance movie.”

“Paranormal Activities During Twilight” is set to go straight to DVD in the coming year. It boasts a full load of special features. Besides the outtakes, the DVD will also feature an image gallery, a special commentary and three alternate endings. This movie definitely deserves a proud place in anyone’s DVD collection. The one that is usually hidden in a special compartment in one’s closet, along with a few dirty mags and a box of condoms.

With the popularity of zombie movies comes a saturation period in the medium. With a brand new zombie movie every other quarter or so, the audience may have well become desensitized by the once legitimately scary and unpredictable medium. What started out with George Romero’s Night of The Living Dead has now transformed into a glut of zombie flicks that each have a take on this classic creature. It’s been handled with a serious tone, using zombies as a symbolism for the worldwide hysteria that came with certain diseases. It’s been handled on a philosophical level, as seen in 28 Days Later and even in the “Living Dead” series, showing how humanity can easily deescalate into savagery given certain circumstances. It’s been handled with extreme realism, as attempted successfully by Rec and Diary of the Dead. It’s even been handled with humor, most notably with cult favorites such as Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland.

The porn industry, famous for parodying mainstream movies, has focused lately on producing zombie porn. Now, they have decided to take it once step further by mixing zombies with shemale porn, promising to come up with the most terrifying zombie and porn movie of all time. Entitled “Shemale Zombies From Hell”, the movie will focus on a group of attractive men and women that are trapped in a huge laboratory complex that are besieged by an army of shemale zombies.

The shemale zombies are apparently products of a genetic experiment investigating a way to prolong the human life with the unique genes of shemales. The experiment of course, goes awry. The movie not only promises the standard issue hardcore sex scenes both shemale and straight, but also gives legitimate entertainment value with a solid story, sincere scares and stunning visuals.

The producers report that they are not going to short change the audience with a less than quality product. “We’ve got the best special effects people working on this project” admitted Reggie Vick, Associate producer. “We’re also casting the best talent and hiring the best crew to make this a truly revolutionary project. Shemale Zombies From Hell is going to change the way porn movies and zombie movies are made.”

Vick is confident in backing up his claims, as many of the porn industry’s top talents have showed interest working in the project. Vick says that they will cast porn actors who can truly act. As for the concept itself, Vick only says “there’s nothing more scary than an undead dude with breasts who just want to fuck you and then eat your brains.”

Just when you thought Japanese porn videos can’t get any more off beat, a production company in Japan is in the works of producing a brand new Godzilla movie, porn style! The King of Monsters, had become a pop culture icon ever since he first appeared on the big screen, terrorizing Tokyo and forever adding a new Japanese stereotype in everyone’s minds.

Godzilla’s instant success and cult following led to numerous sequels which turned the terrifying giant lizard into a protagonist. Godzilla was shown mindlessly protecting Japan against other large monsters like Mothra, Ghidora and even a mechanized version of the Big Lizard himself. This upcoming incarnation of Godzilla is going to indeed be a porno, but the producers are vowing to honor Godzilla’s tradition.

“We are not going to short change fans with a disgraceful version of Godzilla” said producer Hideko Yamaguchi. “The movie will still have some awesome clashes with other monsters, and there will also be hot hardcore sex scenes involving the human characters as well as the monsters themselves.”

Fans have reacted to the rumors of this upcoming movies, pointing out that in the classic Godzilla vs. Mecha-Godzilla flick, the beloved abomination was not only one of its kind, but also a hermaphrodite, and showing Godzilla having sex with anything would be ridiculous. Yamaguchi requests for the fans faith. “I have grown up loving the Godzilla mythos, and I will not do anything to disrespect the canon. The script is wonderful and true to the originals, and the details would be revealed in the movie itself.”

Yamaguchi also confirms appearances from other Godzilla characters. “Ghidorah, the three headed serpent, would definitely have a major role in the movie, and Biolante, the living plant will also appear. Both creatures, with one’s multiple heads and the other’s numerous tendrils would make for very shocking sex scenes.”

Regarding the special effects, Yamaguchi has revealed that they will go through the old school approach and will be utilizing rubber suits instead of CGI. The movie is also more story driven than your average porn. “The premise is basically the same as the old Godzilla movies” said Yamaguchi. “Only instead of the humans trying to defend against a rampaging monster destroying Tokyo, they will be defending against two monsters destroying Tokyo while having sex.”

No confirmation, however, verifying the rumors that popular Japanese porn star Maria Ozawa will be involved in the project.

The level of creative freedom in the hands of porn producers seem to be limitless. So now, there are rumors circulating that several producers and talents are exploring musical porn flick. They are thinking of staging a scathing sexxxploitation parody of such celluloid classics as Fame, Rent and The Sound of Music. The first installment is reportedly planned to be available on popular porn video streaming site You Porn.

Interestingly enough, many big names in the porn industry are trying to get involved with the project. The project is said to comprise of original compositions from individuals one would not expect to have any musical inspirations at all, with the exception of playing the skin flute, of course.

According to porn analyst Lloyd Jericho, “What’s amazing about porn is the leeway it usually has when it comes to creative content. After the fact that you’ve filmed two people having authentic sex, there’s still always room for escalation, hence the spawning of several porn niches.”

When told about the proposed musical project, Jericho was not among the many that scoffed the idea. “Not very many people would readily accept this, but the people you see in porn movies are every bit performers as their counterparts on Broadway. Many of them are amazing talents that just require the proper direction and material to have those talents be revealed. Keep in mind that their job is more than twice as hard as the actors in film and theater, and there are a lot of porn movies out there that are, even if you eliminate the hardcore sex scenes, can be pretty entertaining.”

It is also reported that the musicals would remain exclusive to people involved in the porn industry, past or present, meaning they would not hire any professional directors, choreographers and composers. Jericho also agreed to this notion. “It takes some one who is truly in the industry to really understand it. There are certain differences discipline-wise. That’s what makes porn special. An actress in a porn movie can do well in mainstream cinema, but vice versa? I have serious doubts. Of course, I challenge people like Megan Fox and Jessica Biel to try and prove me wrong.”

Keep your eyes peeled then, because soon we could all be witness to the first ever orgy scene featuring a very powerful ensemble piece the would stimulate our hearts and minds.