Every writer has a method he or she uses to tap into a great well of ideas that allow him or her to create. One of the top screenwriters in Hollywood today reveals his method, and surprisingly, it involves hot porn movies. For someone who has been one of the writers to have created such cinematic classics as Ace Ventura 3, the prequel to The Dukes of Hazzard and Wrong Turn 3, he had reservations about revealing his method, but changed his mind and thought it would benefit the entire world. He did however insist on being kept anonymous.
“I’m not a selfish man, and I know the world needs a lot of good writers out there who are just like myself, so I’m willing to share the secret to my success. It’s porn.” he said with a smile. “Plain and simple. Porn just takes me to a comfortable place where I am able to do what I do best at my very best. My writing has been so much better after I’ve discovered the effects of porn to my creativity. It helped me get my big break, and landed me one of the screenwriter’s position in the movie Jury Duty. Do you remember that? The one with Pauly Shore? Those were some good stuff.”
Since Jury Duty, the writer has worked on some of the other Pauly Shore movies, all now considered to be classics. “I believe that as a writer, you are unstoppable once you find out what method works for you. I have friends that would write in the shower, or write in graveyards or cemeteries to boost their imaginations. Me? I just need a DVD of hot chicks getting it on with sex toys and I’m good to go.”
When asked about Internet porn, the writer merely shrugged. “It’s good that there’s a vast resource of porn out there for my consumption, but I don’t use it. Not because I’m a traditionalist or something. It’s just that I write while I watch porn, and when I write I use my laptop. If, however, my next project pushes through, I might be able to afford a separate computer that’s strictly for porn purposes.”
His next project is reportedly a sequel to the classic early 90s horror movie “The Seventh Sign”. Lou Diamond Phillips is set to reprise his lead role in the movie, and Pauly Shore will be added to the cast as Phillips’ quirky sidekick.
